This well-done parody of the Blair Witch phenomenon, coupled with great production design, some terrific sex and real cuties in the cast make The Bare Dick Project a winner for director Terrance Hawke. Hawke yet again proves that lechery and comedy do mix with this (mostly) young and sexy spoof which cuts few corners and come across as loads of hot fun.The concept: three straight young film students went on an expedition to make a documentary about the infamous Bare Dick hauntings near Bugger Rock, never to be seen again by their girlfriends. You can guess what becomes of them. Setting the scene are interviews, as well as a hysterical recreation of the first Bare Dick haunting. In it, Hawke, as a purple haired professor, forces two failing undergrads to get it on with their coach, who merrily plays the Bare Dick - under threats of "F"-marks in their grades. He fucks the hell out of one's tasty ass, while the other just looks on and learns. We then get to the "actual footage" which has our three young heroes stumbling through the woods, finding condoms and dildos hanging from trees along the way. They lose their map, and at night hear moaning, which forces them to hold tight - and fuck each other senseless. If you've seen the film this is based on, you know where it goes plotwise, and it goes there very well - with a number of super hot sandwich fucks and plenty of gut-level laughter, too. "In the woods, no one can hear you cream." is quite the perfect tag-line.The boys here range from slim and smooth to lean and studly, so you'll walk away happy and you may just want to take a trip to these woods... Cast: Terrance Hawke, Jason Branch, Justin Damon, Jay Lawrence, Joe Montreal, Jarrod Gray, Sam Wo Diamond, Rod Erikson
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