Fancy a pint or something a bit stronger? Well come on down to The Cock Inn where there's always a warm welcome, especially if you've got a big fat cock to suck on. Cockney geezer Terry has knocked up a dirty back-street boozer where it's a case of Time Gentlemen Please to get a proper good banging. There's plenty of Dirty Tools and Slippery Nipples on the go in this gaff. The beer flows free and easy and there's loads of cock on-tap. Fuck last orders, these boys just wanna suck a Rusty Nail and lick each other's arseholes - and there's no complaining about who's round it is next. The Cock Inn is classic Triga where a good laugh and plenty of dick is to be had and the lads don't take themselves too seriously. Although they do take it - right up the arse and down their throats. Move over Tom Cruise, they've got fit lad Terry serving the drinks and it's his bar, so if anyone's having a blowjob he's having one first. So lads, if you like a drink and a laugh whilst licking on a pair of sweaty balls, then come on down to The Cock Inn where the drinks might taste like piss, but that's got nothing to do with the beer! Terry steps goes extra mile after a barrel of ale and when there's no bird around he gets his straight cock serviced for the very first time by a bloke. 100% straight and 100% swallowed!
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